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ゴス・ハメツ
Thanks for sharing!
(I would start babbling about all the things I adore about this movie, but I would probably never stop..... o.0)
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The world is my country and science is my religion.
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Anyone, Anything, Anyway, Anybody
I want you, I need you, I'll have you
I won't Let anybody have you
Obey, Believe, Just trust me, Worship, Live for
Be grateful, Be honest, Be precious, Be mine
Just love me
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Ok, here's what I'm thinking:
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Ass full of pork fat
jiggles like a Jello mold.
Mouth is flapping, too.
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:trout:
"wake up, sweetie."
"What, mommy?"
"I SAID DRESS THE FUCK UP"
doodles|commision
lol aww so cute and very nice with the coloring.
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"Well freeze my piss if the royal finger isn't beckoning me. How exciting. " ~ The Libertine
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